A huge six-foot dick came swinging down from the ceiling spraying the audience with confetti. It was a realistic looking affair with all the attributes of the male appendage with coloured veins and a subtle - 1000 watt bulb inside.
The last I heard of this phallus was that it was in a wharehouse in Santa Monice. That was a century ago. It was only used once at Santa Monica Civic Auditorium in 1976.
-Steve Priest